If you’d like to send us an enormously flattering email, now’s your chance.

If you have website ideas or parodies, now’s your chance.

If you’d like to send hate mail, now’s your chance to go away.

Because of the volume of correspondence we receive, we are not able to respond to each email personally. We apologize in advance and appreciate your understanding. we will personally respond to each and every one of you… because we care about you.